Idiot Sightings!
IDIOT SIGHTINGS…Sighting #1:I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the...
Outsmarting the Boss
A not so bright guy got a job in a factory and “the boys”...
Oopsy Daisy!
On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers. He became...
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
Bottom Start
Dad: The only way to acquire a new skill is to start at the...
There was this boy in high school that was what you would call…
There was this boy in high school that was what you wouldconsider a nerd....
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa.
He was de-lighted!
|What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!
Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
Beware of dog!
Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign sayingDANGER! BEWARE OF...