Making Babies
Little Johnny is walking with his father in the park and they see two...
Chicken jokes 01
|Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?A: Because chickens hadn’t evolved yet Q:...
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a…
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriterswill eventually reproduce...
A day late.
Guy goes to the doctor to get the results of a health check. Doctor...
You Used To
“You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting,” she said...
Ghostly Giggle
Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie? Because you can...
Why Women Close Eyes During Sex
Why does a woman close her eyes when she’s having sex?Because no woman ever...
Polish Fisherman’s Bag
A Polish man was walking down the street, carrying a brown paper bag. He...
Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test…
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. Thedoctor says to...