Blondes & OJ
Did you hear about the blonde that stared at an orange juice can for20...
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman…
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman. He asks, “Can...
A Dead Ringer!
The Hunchback of Notre Dame croaks so they need to find a new bell-ringer.A...
Having Children Is Like:
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain or, having...
The inmates last wish!
The inmate on death row was scheduled to be put to death by firing...
Alphabet letters
|How many letters are there in the alphabet?Noel, noel, noel, noel … the angels...
Coat Hanger
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?A: In...
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
Very hostile farmer
|A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in...
Laziness
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...