Women’s Rights
WOMEN’S RIGHTSThe following took place at an international conference for women’s rights. The first...
There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer…
There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer.Up walks a so...
Farmer Brown
Farmer Brown had been screwing one of his pigs for 5 years, when all...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VI
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VI Good: Your wife’s not talking to you...
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?A Frosted Flake.
Perks of being over 40…
Perks of being over 40…1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In...
Can’t Talk Now
A woman is on her honeymoon with her new French husband. She is giving...
Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...
make a glow worm happy
|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!