spit on my beer
One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to...
Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...
Computer And A Woman:
Difference Between A Computer And A Woman:A computer will not laugh at a three-and-a-half-inch...
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations…
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New York City....
Methods of execution
|There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all...
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
Want to go into space?
|NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and...
Good Ring Bearer
At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren’t
10. Reach in and grab the giblets!9. Whew…..that’s one terrific spread!8. I’m in the...
Can You Read This?
A doctor is to give a speech at the local AMA dinner. He jots...