‘Please cheese me’!
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How do they do it?
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Heavenly Help
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Represent Christmas
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Marriage and Cheating
Marriage was invented because it’s only so much fun to cheat at cards.
The Typical Male Decision Process!
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He...
WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED?
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Cheap Rooms 4 Rent
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You’re so dumb…
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