Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater…
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater. “That man beside me is fumbling his...
The headmistress at a girls prep school…
The headmistress at a girls’ prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls...
What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.
Lost In The Snow
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what...
Where to send him?
A Jesuit, a Dominican and a Franciscan were walking along an old road, debating...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
25 facts of life
25 facts of life1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the...
A day at the beach
your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets...
A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier…
A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier went out to the...
The Numbers of the Beast
The Numbers of the Beast OK, we all know that 666 is the Number...