Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Two homosexuals were talking when…
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened tomention that he had gotten...
Working in the garden
|A prisioner in jail received a letter from his wife: “I have decided to...
A dangerous animal
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
horse
This horse walks in to a bar and asks for a bit to eat!
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
Ford
What does Ford stand for?Found On Rednecks Driveway!
5 Good Reasons Not To…
5 Good Reasons not to be a Penis!1. You’re bald your entire life.2. You...
What is two plus two?
|An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as...
In West Kerry
|In West Kerry, the wife commented, “When we were first married, you took the...