Did you ever have this before?
|Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you’ve got it again!
Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a...
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor…
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining ofdraining and a feeling...
Cosmetic Surgery
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart...
If Microsoft made toasters…
If Microsoft made toasters…Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have...
Bronze sculptures
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
Bad waiter.
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the...
Right Leg
Q: What did the blonde’s right leg say to the left leg?A: Nothing. They’ve...
What do Germans use for birth control?
What do Germans use for birth control?Their personalities!