Clean restrooms
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said”CLEAN RESTROOMS...
How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...
Ordered to pay fines
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Blonde Buckaroo
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons...
My wife converted me to religion…
Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I...
Sheep Dog Bra
The success of the “Wonder Bra” for under-endowed women, has encouraged the designers to...
Red, Yellow, and Green!
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...
Jump out of the plane!
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...
Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...
Driving Violations
A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The...