Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
What’s the best form of birth control after 50?
What’s the best form of birth control after 50?Nudity
What is the loose skin around the pussy called?
What is the loose skin around the pussy called? -The woman.
His military etiquette
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How do I get across that river?
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Another Castration
A man went to his doctor and said, “I want to be castrated.”"What?” said...
Free meat
It was many years ago since the embarrassing day whena young woman, with a...
Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...
Puns Contest
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in...
Great lines from job evaluations!
1. I would not allow this employee to breed.2. This associate is really not...