Frying Pan
Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?A: You have to get them...
3 Wishes
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. For years,...
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard V
Looking Impatient and Annoyed. According to GeorgeCostanza, one should also always try to look...
Got Milk?
When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He...
The devil’s offer
|The devil visited a lawyer’s office and made him an offer. “I can arrange...
Scottish Builder
A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.Old...
Outhouse On Quicksand?
Q: What do you call an outhouse built on quicksand?A: Trapper John
Foolish Marriage
“And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you,” said the husband. “Yes,...
Ouch
“What happened?” asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in...