Dog Rules
Dog Rules…1. The dog is not allowed in the house.2. Okay, the dog is...
Can’t Talk Now
A woman is on her honeymoon with her new French husband. She is giving...
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian…
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian are in a bar discussing the mental...
Donald Duck
Donald Duck walked into a drugstore & asked for a packet of condoms.”Certainly, sir”...
Calling in Sick….
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Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago…
Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago. He was only afew...
Love and Marriage!
I’m really steamed at my wife. She is so immature!Last night I was taking...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mama...
Knock Knock Jokes 13
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