How Much For the Room?
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here’s...
Loving on the Lawn
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in...
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
Knock Knock Jokes 8
Knock Knock Who’s there? Albee! Albee! Albee a monkey’s uncle! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...
Lunatic & his dog
A doctor came to the mental hospital to visit his patients. In one of...
Dumb Alabama Laws
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. Dominoes...
The Frenchman and the Italian…
The Frenchman and the Italian were in the woods hunting together when suddenly a...
Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...
Good business
Dr. Cutter is the local Veterinarian, known for his wry humor. Hesurpassed himself one...