Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...
Good Ring Bearer
At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
Declaration Of Independence
The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental CongressPhiladelphia,...
The dumb blonde and her used car!
A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of...
Leather jacket
What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A rebel without a...
The Old-Age Test!
Look at each numbered item. Take one point for each one your remember.When finished,...
I’m not fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
The wife of an older man is distraught…
The wife of an older man is distraught because her husband’s um…little sailor can’t...
Dance
How do you make a Kleenex dance? But a little boogie in it.