A day at the beach
your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets...
Red, Yellow, and Green!
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...
Towards and Away
One day many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons....
What to do
Damn…did you see the size of that front tooth gap she had? Yeah…I didn’t...
So at the funeral home, the widow instructs…
Here’s a sick one…So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to...
Presidential Promise
The president was trying to keep his presidential promise by puttingmore women on his...
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus…
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses...
Accountant in Heaven
|An accountant dies and goes to Heaven. He reaches the pearly gates and is...
Write and Wrong
A writer dies and reaches the Golden Gates where God gives him a choice...
Eat the watermelons
|A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers...