What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
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Something Fishy Here!
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Phone Number
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Brain to nerves
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On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks…
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Donkey Woman!
A guy and his wife walked into a bar one day, the wife takes...
A couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt…
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My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting…
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Chuck, Jean Claud, and Arnold.
Chuck Norris, Arnold Swartzenagger, and Jean Claud VanDam, were talking one day. Chuck Norris...
A moose-quito!
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