Inventions
NEW INVENTIONS BY BLONDES: The water-proof towel Glow in the dark sunglasses Solar powered...
Another dress
Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: “I’ve got another...
Your’re a redneck if…
You’re a redneck if…-You have more fingers than you do teeth-You cut your grass...
The Broken Clock
Mike’s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into...
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
A great way to spend eternity
A couple were being given a guided tour of Pico da Bandeira, one of...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
Bill Gates Dies in a Car accident.
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself being sized up by...
beer and a box
A drunk walked into a tavern, sat down at the bar. He placed a...
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day…
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette saidthat her boyfriend...