Conversation over dinner
Conversation over dinner: WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get...
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him...
The Taxi
A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him...
A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
Revenge of the Blondes!
-Why do brunettes like their dark hair color? It doesn’t show the dirt.-Who makes...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
The ten ifs of employment
|1. If it rings, put it on hold.2. If it clunks, call the repairman.3....
Hilarious Sports Quotes!
New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: “I want...
What is black and blue and hates sex?
What’s black and blue and hates sex?A rape victim.
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor…
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining ofdraining and a feeling...