Elephant jokes 10
|Why don’t elephants like playing cards in the jungle?Because of all the cheetahs!What do...
A bookworm!
|What reads and lives in an apple?A bookworm!
Only One Sale?
A keen country lad applied for a salesman’s job at a city department store....
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
Kind of awkward
A guy goes to a girl’s house for the first time and she shows...
7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...
Grey hair
One day, a girl walked up to her mother and looked at her mother’shair...
Johnny, give me a sentence starting with…
Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with “I”.Little Johnny: I is…Teacher: No, Little...
New Polish Navy
New Polish navy has glass bottom boats, to see to the old Polish navy.