Microsoft and Santa
NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
How are lawyers like sperm?
How are lawyers like sperm? One out of a million turns out to be...
Two Spuds!
Two potatoes are standing on the street corner.How can you tell which one is...
I bet I can bite both of my eyes
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The Darwin Awards-1996 Nominees
An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break...
Skiing Accident
A friend just got back from a holiday ski trip to Utah with the...
7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...
Make a Wish
10 year old Johnny’s mother, who was a hard working single mom, had been...
A birthday party
Q:What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?A:I scream
My Grandparents
After Christmas break, a teacher asked her young pupils to write an essay about...