A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...
Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend…
Consider the following:Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend in acrowded shopping mall: “Don’t...
Stumpy Legged Pink Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash. The barman...
The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary…
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary....
Think about it!
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film. Seen it all, done it...
Blonde joke
There were three female explorers who decided that they would go explore the African...
The Dreams
A husband and wife had been fighting for 3-4 days.The next morning they got...
Weighing In
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...