The company sergent is briefing the recruits…
The company sergent is briefing the recruits:”For the next ten weeks the commanding officer...
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina…
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over...
Bosses versus workers
|When I take a long time, I am slow.When my boss takes a long...
She Wants What He Has
Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade...
Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
Computers are male
|Reasons computers must be maleThey have a lot of data but are still clueless.A...
The Hunter
A barman looks out the window of his bar and sees a guy riding...
Eyes Light Up
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her...
What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...