How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
Brain transplant
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
Knock Knock Jokes 17
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ankara! Ankara who? Ankara went off the cliff! Knock Knock...
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?She missed.
Forget it buddy!
A drunk stumbles into a confessional.The priest hears him come in, but then he...
Buzz Buzz Buzz!
A man and a woman have just finished shagging when suddenly a bee flies...
What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?
What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?Both cram 30,000 fans in...
Elephant jokes 08
|What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?An animal that...
A Wish Comes True
A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as...
\’Breviated Medicul Dickshunnary!
adenoids…..(n) Space critters whut are keepin’ Elvis alive on Pluto anasthesia…(n) Rushun princess y’all...