You know why there is a string on a tampon?
You know why there’s a string on a tampon? So the crabs can bungee...
Garden of Eden
Adam was strolling through the , and he asked God, “God can you put...
A little boy walks up to his father and says…
A little boy walks up to his father and says, “Dad, what does a...
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet…
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
What a bonehead!
Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
Packers
Why did the Packers tear up the end zone after a Vikings Game?There was...
Wife Is a Car Feature
Over the weekend, Steve bought a new car. He was so excited about it...
What is It?
What is It? Bush has a short one. Gorbachev has a long one. Maddona...