Corporate Travel Guidelines
Due to budget constraints, the following corporate policies are announced regarding employees traveling on...
Beneficial Alzheimers
What’s the best thing about having Alzheimer’s Disease?1: You can hide your own Easter...
New officer efficiency
|These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers)....
Little Johnny’s Goldfish!
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered...
Golfer Pays His Respects
A golfer and his buddies where playing a big round of golf for $200....
A farmer walked into an attorney office…
A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for adivorce. The attorney...
What’s the definition of AIDS?
What’s the definition of AIDS?Anally Injected Death Sentence.
Control
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
She Wants What He Has
Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade...
Baptizing the Drunk!
A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river.He...