Fastest Thing In The World
There were 4 guys sitting in a bar. One of them decided to play...
Be Poetic
“When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try...
the drunk contest
A man walks into a bar and finds a jar full of money on...
Think You’re A Man?
Man is the king of his castle A king is a ruler A ruler...
Why Birds Fly South
Why do birds fly south for the winter?Because it’s too far to walk!
Bad eyes.
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...
Itchy
A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is...
A guy was driving home one evening…
A guy was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it is...
Famous Uses of the F Word
What the fuck was that?The Mayor of HiroshimaLook at all these fucking IndiansGeneral CusterFull...
Why do not Mexicans teach drivers Ed…
Why don’t Mexicans teach driver’s Ed. and Sex Education on the same day? Because...