Laws of Life
Katz’s Law:Men and women will act rationally towards each other only after all other...
What do a moped and a blonde have in common?
What do a moped and a blonde have in common? They’re both fun to...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
The String in the bar.
Two pieces of string walked into a bar and ordered a pint. ‘sorry’ said...
Your momma is so fat….
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...
Only Half Way to Norway
Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around...
What\\\’s O. J. Simpson\\\’s Internet address?
Q. What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address?A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
How’s business?
|Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.”How?s business?” asked the first.”Rotten,”...
I can’t find the cause of your pain
|As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...