Beer quote
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. –Benjamin...
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs?
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs? Her knickers fit her...
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
Early Birds
Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a largepuddle...
Stupid Questions?
Below are questions that people “actually asked” of Park Rangers around the country, proving...
Men Are Like…….
Men are like….Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.Men are like….Bananas. The older...
Dead dog
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which...
Iowa Crazy Law
It is a violation of the law to sell or distribute drugs or narcotics...
When should you care for a man’s company?
When should you care for a man’s company?When he owns it.
Wedding Definitions
Bachelor: 1) A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable....