Household items
Back in the ’70s, days of conspicuous (ahem) consumption, Hugh Hefner was showing a...
Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.
Y. O. D. A (To the Village People’s “Y. M. C. A”)(As sung by...
Uncommon Perversions
A woman goes to a doctor with a problem. She’s sat on the chair...
RELATIVES-(Classic Poem)
Many many years ago when I was twenty three,I got married to a widow...
Tampon
Q: What do a tampon and an Old Southern Debutant have in common?A: They’re...
From the life of the insane
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,”I am Napoleon!”Another one said,...
The 3 Priests (classic)
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go home to...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
A new statue for the bedroom
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?It opens on impact.