Here’s Little Johnny!
A teacher in New York City wanted to see how many animals the city...
Laws of …
* Lerman’s Law of Technology: Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time...
Emersom
Guy-Knock, KnockGirl-Who’s there?Guy-EmersomGirl-Emersom who?Guy-Emersom nice boobs ya got there!
Footless Parrot
Footless Parrot A guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not...
Reducing travel risk
|There was this statistics student who, when driving his car, would always accelerate hard...
The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you...
Your Daughter is Pregnant
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...
Men’s Gourmet Restaurant
What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?Any place without a drive-up window.
Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
|You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept...
The 2 moose hunters…
These two hunters went moose hunting every year without success.Finally they came up with...