I’m John The Baptist
A man who thought he was John the Baptist was disturbing the neighborhood, so...
I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
Getting revenge with marriage
|Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a...
Telemarketers go away
|How to Make a Telemarketer Go Away1. If they want to loan you money,...
Technology problems
|One of my friends works in the customer service call center of a national...
baseball vs law
What is the difference between baseball and law?In baseball, if you’re caught stealing, you’re...
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?To open windows
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain’s log.
yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Another Dog With No Legs
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It don’t matter what...