The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep…
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around...
Tennis Ball
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis...
Blondes and the painter.
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room...
A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
She said, “Kiss me doctor!”
She said, “Kiss me doctor!” Doctor said, “I can’t as we doctors have an...
Saving the situation
After attending a party for his boss, the life of the party was nursing...
Problem with a dog
|Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his...
I have a question
|A father and son went fishing one day. While they were out in the...
You’ve got mail, the Blonde version
A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box. She keeps doing...