Neutron Walks into a Bar…
A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it...
Lord, forgive me…
Lord, forgive me for what I am about to do==========================================A rabbi, a minister, and...
A Childs View Of A Retirement
After Christmas break, the teacher asked her small pupils how they spent their holidays.One...
I’m Glad I’m A Woman
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I am I don’t live...
Counting some sheep
|An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and so he decides to go...
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?Your Honor.
What is better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?Having arms and legs.
The Special Olympics
Q: What’s better than winning 4 gold medals at the special olympics?A: Not being...
I’ll get you next slime!
|What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run...
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners…
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The Lamaze class was...