A woman accompanied her husband to the doctors office…
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office.After the check-up, the doctor took...
Finding half an apple!
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!
Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
In the forest
If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman there to...
Toughening Up
My grand-daddy worked in a blacksmith shop when he was a young fella, and...
True Love
A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the...
I married Miss Right…
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
Boyfriends
How are daughter’s boyfriends like cockroaches?They hang around the kitchen and it’s hard to...
A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with a hole in her hand…
A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with a hole in her hand. Thedoctor...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...