Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie…
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. “You...
Family Tree
We have a tree in our yard, terribly bothered by blight.We sought professional help...
Why do gorillas have big noses?
Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.
Holiday Banana Bread
Holiday Banana Bread:Ingredients: 2 laughing eyes, 2 loving arms, 2 well shaped legs, 2...
The 2 moose hunters…
These two hunters went moose hunting every year without success.Finally they came up with...
yo mama so old… tits
Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell...
How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?
Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?A: With a crowbar.
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
A tough dilemma
Boss, to four of his employees: “I’m really sorry,but I’m going to have to...
Let Me Warm You
This couple out on a date get a flat tire while driving along on...