Empty upstairs!
The problem with keeping an open mind is that all my ideas tend to...
Room Service
This is a telephonic exchange between a hotel guest androomservice at a hotel in...
The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...
tadpole feel lonely
|Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!
You be the Judge!
A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of...
A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
A Fire Truck
One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical...
Camel betting
Two guys are on duty at a french foreign legion fort. One says to...
My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
Insult Collection #15
If you were a swine, you would be what you are now! You say...