Impressing a Woman/Man
How To Impress a Woman:Compliment her Cuddle her Kiss her Tease her Comfort her...
Real news headlines 10
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. March Planned For...
By My Side
Harry is on his death bed, his wife Zelda is by his side:”Zelda, you’ve...
Nurses Revenge
Four nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for,...
The Feline Diet
|Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those...
A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train…
A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train, and the Rabbileans...
You Mama’s So Ugly…
- Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry,...
A girl runs home to her mother crying…
A girl runs home to her mother crying, “I can’t marry Joe! He’s an...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!