Numbers
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.
This male prostitute contracted leprosy…
This male prostitute contracted leprosy.He did okay for a while, but then his business...
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb:If it has tires or testicles, you’re going to have...
A lost skill
This preacher was looking for a good used lawnmower one day. He found oneat...
Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can’t
Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can’t:1. Bleed for a week and not...
A man answers the phone and has the following…
A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: “Yes, mother, I’ve had...
Investment counselor
|An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and...
Dirty Birds
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I...
An old man goes into the Social Security Office…
An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application....