Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
What to do
Damn…did you see the size of that front tooth gap she had? Yeah…I didn’t...
Writtin in urine
Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter....
Cremate Mother In Law
A person receives a telegram informing about his mother-in-law’s death.It also enquires him whether...
Rules for Cats
Basic Rules for Cats Who Have a House to Run1. CHAIRS AND RUGS: If...
Cold Politics
It was so cold outside, I saw a politician that had his hands in...
Old local blacksmith
|An old blacksmith relized he was soon going to quit working so hard. He...
The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital…
The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital in the middle of the night,...
Tombstone Epitaph IV
Tombstone Epitaph:Playing with names in a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery:Here liesJohnny YeastPardon meFor not...