How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz? They’re both useless unless they’re spread!
Stupid Insults 22/31
Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn’t reach his dipstick. On permanent leave...
Poker
One night a boy wakes up and goes into his parents room and they’re...
Green
Q: If you’ve got a green ball in your left hand, and a green...
Heavenly Help
A terrible flood hit a small town, sending the rescue units out. It just...
The cashier
Well, one day, an idiot looking for a job finally came across a cigarette...
Park Registration Sheet Comments
Actual comments received in 1996 from the Bridger Wilderness registration sheets and comment cards:Trails...
What do you call..
What do you call a guy who hangs around?Art!
In the Freezer
What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic…
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he...