There is a monkey in the bar
|A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first...
LEARN YOUR LESSON
|When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she...
Valid identification
|DURING a readiness exercise, my friend Jim and I, Air Force security policemen, were...
Giving sad news to a troop
|The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private...
The autograph book
|Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while...
Horse or chicken?
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day…
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how...
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...