yo mama is so fat.. lost
Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts…
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know...
Mother’s Milk
A medical student is taking a test and one of the questions he sees...
A mosque-ito!
|What is the most religious insect?A mosque-ito!
I want to become a politician
I want to become a politician when I grow up so I’ve made a...
Jumping on the bed
Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?A: Put...
Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
The bored Swede
A swedish man was bored. He was bored with his work, bored with his...
Pray hard
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father,I have...
Why doesnt Hillary wear short dress?
Why doesn’t Hillary wear short dress?Her balls would show.