Bill Clinton in Hell
Bill Clinton dies and goes to hell. Satan is giving him a VIP tour,...
What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets…
What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets on her wedding night?A new...
Anagrammar!
George Bush: When you rearrange the letters: He Bugs GoreDormitory: When you rearrange the...
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
One day in class the teacher…
One day in class the teacher has sex education.On the black board she drawsa...
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts?
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts? He got...
Psychiatrist Definitions
Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for...
Bad eyes.
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
The talking dog
A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. “This is a talking...