Tip of the iceberg
A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut before...
Behind A Steering Wheel
Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?A: An air...
Drunk and Arthritis
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He...
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
GOD’s Kids.
Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought...
If they divorce…
The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled.”Why so glum, Chum?” asked the kindly stranger.”If...
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
Little Johnny and the experiment.
A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about...
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to…
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to take a walk.He slips out...
Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff.
If a Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff at the same time,...