Benefits of having Alzheimer’s
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s: You can wrap your own presents. You are always meeting...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
A seal visits a local bar
|A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
Yo Mama’s So Fat…
Yo mama’s so fat- Yo Mama’s so fat, she couldn’t fit in a satellite...
Jesus has risen
Easter is approaching. Father O’Maley checks estimates for the flowerdecoration of the altar.The catholic...
Clean restrooms
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said”CLEAN RESTROOMS...
Three guys were sitting in a bar talking…
Three guys were sitting in a bar talking.One was a Doctor, one was a...
My name is Brown
A tipsy guy in a bar stood and made the following speech, “I am...
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters…
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened...
Guns in a garden
An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long KeshPrison...