Puns by the Pound!
Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Hold on to your...
HITTING BOTTOM
TWO MEN SITTING BESIDE ONE ANOTHER IN A BAR.THE 1ST MAN IS AN AVERAGE...
Light Bulb 3
Why can’t the blonde put in a light bulb? Shey kept breaking them with...
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show…
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show. Lady luck had...
Whats the diffrence
whats the differance between a camera and a sock???A camera takes photos and a...
Bad Dog!
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
Dying Family
A Blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned...
Pocket Drinker
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double...
OJ’s Clock
A guy dies and goes to heaven. It’s a slow day for St. Peter,...
Why women talk more than men
Why do women talk more than men, and why are men smarter than women?Because...