Cinderella and Alan
Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead...
Pray hard
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father,I have...
Aids or Alzheimers?
A guy takes his ill and aging wife in to the doctor’s office.After a...
Lawyer In Heaven (Classic)
A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked “THE...
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you...
Make Him Happy
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said,...
Anagrammar!
George Bush: When you rearrange the letters: He Bugs GoreDormitory: When you rearrange the...
Men Quotes
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can’t mow the lawn. Madonna All men...
You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
You Used To
“You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting,” she said...