Farm jokes 09
|Why did the dirty chicken cross the road?For some fowl purpose!How do sheep keep...
Daddy, where did I come from?
“Daddy?” the kid asked his father. “Where did I come from?”"Ask your mother,” he...
Poor froggy
A little boy walks down the street with a dead frog on a string.He...
So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...
Tennis Elbow?
If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do...
The Secret Diary of a Cat
DAY 752 – My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects....
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped…
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the pathof a...
Newest ATM machines
|”The fees for withdrawing money from your ATM machines are expected to double, even...
Festivity Levels
Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas-tree...
Real advertisements 03
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Toaster:...