You Used To
“You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting,” she said...
Off to Vegas
A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the...
Love thy Neighbor
The middle-aged married couple finally moved into the Condo of their dreams, but right...
Two kindergarten girls were talking outside…
Two kindergarten girls were talking outside: one said,”You won’t believe what I saw on...
Dairy Queen
How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant?Burger King showed her it’s Whopper.
The String in the bar.
Two pieces of string walked into a bar and ordered a pint. ‘sorry’ said...
Quickie
You know you’ve been married too long when a “Quickie” before dinner now means...
Carpooling
For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the...
Pick up line
Q.What’s te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line? A.Get...
A Lesson in Politics
A son asks his father, “What can you tell me about politics? I have...